January 2010
“Complexity thy name is woman!”
– Sister Mary Dolorine
REBLOG IF you hate it when someone brings up a...
dawnhillary:
faithmyllama:
(via idothattoo)
I wish I had the determination of this guy
niggayougay:
Mkay so this guy at my school (not really my friend) is a wrestler and I think he’s tryna cut weight or something, even though he’s already skinny! He was holding a Dasani water bottle and said it was his lunch. I’m like DAYUM! He works out WAAAY more than me and can survive on a water bottle, while I workout less and eat a sandwich and still feel like I’m starving.
I GOTTA DIET!
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Observation
Do you hate it that the only time when a large chunck of the family meet up is when something bad happens? It’s like the only time when all these grudges are put aside and all that. Hmmm…
Hmmmhmmmhmm
I think my school’s name sounds so much more sheek if it were referenced as “The Academy”…but then again, it kinda makes us sound more snotty. Not that we are. I mean…we’re kind of known for having sluts. Although not everyone is. Not that I think anyone is slutty in school. I mean, I try not to judge them by any rumors. I mean, not that there are rumors in my...
I went there.
[Report card came in the mail today]
Me: Hey dad...My report card is on the table
Dad: Oh okay...B? I hate Bs! Why you get B?
Me: [thoughts: FUUUUUUUUUUUUFUFUFUUUUUUUUUFUCKKKUUU!]
Me: It's not like you could have gotten something better.
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Do you believe in luck?
No, I believe in destiny.
If you had to perform at the circus, what trick would you do?
Grow a beard. yaaaah for bearded ladies!
What would your perfect day look like?
Waking up in the morning feeling like P Diddy. Naaaah…a perfect day…hmmm Waking up from an all nighter sleepover with my cousins Eat at Denny’s with them all...
Untitled (for now) by The Zamora Kids/Z Squad?
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I saw my auntie at the mall today…but she didn’t recognize me because I was in my schoolsailor uniform u_u…
interesting question...
If you were friends with someone for a fairly long time and suddenly they told you they were gay, what would you do? Btw they are not interested in you romantically though.
This situation has happened to me once, and I didn’t think any less of them just because of their sexual orientation. But I did really appreciate the trust and honesty in this kind of confession. Also, if I were long...
I think I have LIGHTS Addiction Syndrome
LIGHTS Addiction Syndrome (LAS) is a highly contagious emotional disorder characterized by inability to stop listening to LIGHTS’ music and visiting her myriad of Internet outlets to read all of her blogs, watch all of her videos, and any other similar activity. Origins The original vector of LAS is Jeremy the Bug (Source: Written confession in this thread). Causes The precise cause of LAS...
Daily Routine
fucking boring like shiet.
6am rudely waken up by mother 6:03-6:20 shower & get dressed 6:25-6:40 eat breakfast & get ready to leave 6:45-7:01 drive & arrive to school 7:02-2:30 most likely a dreary day in school 2:45-4:00 catch & ride bus home 4:15-5:45 watch Camaleones on youtube & find something to eat 5:46-6:30 internet internet internet then remember homework 6:31-8:30...
Vatican Humor
So I got this email from my auntie earlier…
After getting all of Pope Benedict’s luggage loaded into the limo, (and he doesn’t travel light), the driver notices the Pope is still standing on the curb. ‘Excuse me, Your Holiness,’ says the driver, ‘Would you please take your seat so we can leave?’ ‘Well, to tell you the truth,’ says the...
14164.) Sometimes i piss in my sister's shampoo...
(via blogsecret)
HOOOO SHIEZZZZ!!!
14179.) i think i'm becoming an introvert but at...
(via blogsecret)
Some people just never let go of grudges
that started because of one simple moment that no one will ever recall themselves until you bring it up and after a long moment of thinking. If that makes sense.
